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The Strange Signs Aunty Flow Is Afoot...

1 April, 2022 - 11:35am by - Head Pixie | 11 Comments

by BR Kellie

You would think after nearly thirty years of menstruation I would have a fair idea of when Aunty Flow was about to make her arrival known. But my monthly is a tricky one. It's imminent arrival is not heralded by sore breasts, cramps or even just having a few gnarly or overly emotional days. Oh no, it's not until I've gone to the toilet and had an 'uh-oh, whoopsydaisy' moment that I realise I've been missing the sneaky signposts. You see, my period has its own strange tells, ones that you don't usually see in health articles. Naturally, I asked the BR Crew, as well as some friends, what their weird and wonderful pre-period symptoms were to see if my tells were their tells, or if we all had our strange signs that spoke of the incoming red monster, and boy did they come through with some odd ones. Names have been withheld, but the stories are real...

The Rare Truth

Oh Baby!

This Needs To Be Studied

All Fired Up

Easy Does It

Bloody Hell

Hot Stuff

And there you have it... the weird, wacky and wonderful signs that the red wave is about to crash into your life. Oh the joys of being a menstruator! 

So, my fellow bleeders, do you have any odd signs that alert you to your period's impending arrival? Or are your signs of the tried and true variety? Get chatting below!

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14th April, 2022

I get ravenously hungry - there's no way to keep good eating on track that day!

12th April, 2022

A bad sleep the night or two beforehand and tiredness upset tummy

9th April, 2022

One good thing about menopause,no more periods!...I would always be craving chocolate and lots of it too.

6th April, 2022

Wow I will have to pay closer attention

5th April, 2022

Interesting to read.

4th April, 2022

Certainly don't miss the heavy flow , and having to stay home , because of it !

4th April, 2022

I used to feel bloated and 'watery'. I often had the tell tale cramps and pains as well. I don't miss it.

4th April, 2022

i have a few, i get super hungry, like nothing will satisfy my hunger, really tired and brain foggy, sore stomach-gassy lassy! and guess the general very short fuse and grumpiness. it sucks. but least i know why.

4th April, 2022

Mine is usually a giant zit lmao! I'm 7 months postpartum so enjoying still not having one. It can stay away as long as it likes!

4th April, 2022

I think I have no tells, but I might just be missing them. I'll keep a closer eye on things from now on!

1st April, 2022

These are interesting. I take the pill so don’t need any other signs!!