Vault

Max value reached

Adding this item would put you over your total vault limit of $250. please review your cart to stay under the limit.

The Skincare Regime That's Below The Belt

26 July, 2017 - 09:40pm by - Head Pixie | 25 Comments

By BR Kellie

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

One of the aspects I adore most about the beauty industy is the constant innovation. How it strives to create products that enhance our body in new, exciting and enjoyable ways. But I never thought I'd see this. And, if I'm honest, I'm not sure how I feel.

Skincare for your hoohaa. For your girly bits. For your lady garden area. Assuming you've taken a weed whacker or scythe or well, wax, to the area. 

Because let's face it, attempting to moisturise 1970s style lady gardens is probably going to end up in a thatched or dreaded-up situation, rather than silky smooth skin.

theperfectv

Yes, skincare for one's area down there is a thing thanks to the company, The Perfect V. Created by Avonda Urben - who previously worked in the beauty industry as a marketing executive for brands like Revlon and L'Oréal - The Perfect V range is formulated and designed to rejuvenate, enhance and beautiful the 'V'. And like all good things that go down there, it's been dermatologist and gynechologist-tested, and had a neutral PH. Very reassuring.

It's recommended to be used after one waxes, or just, whenever. Cool. What's amazing about this range though is the dedication it takes to love your lady lap area. We're not just talking some soothing post-wax balm. This range (and can we take a moment to appreciate the shade of pink they've chosen, it's super pretty) features a wash, exfoliator, moisturiser, mist, serum, beauty sheets (which I imagine are for those days when you're feeling not so fresh... and... 

... Say you feel your waxed expanse is looking a little dull, you can even add some glow with their Very V Lumizer. 

They've thought of everything.

I don't know. I'm all for you do you. And if you want to treat your downstairs operation to some tender loving care, go crazy with the serum, and the moisturiser, and the luminizer. But me? I kind think mine is perfect as is. And if anyone were to complain (which is actually only one person, aka The Husband) well they'd quickly be refused access... so, yeah, no love for these lady bits.

So while I'll be skipping this skincare step - I have to ask... what are your thoughts on spending time and money on pampering the most sensual of skin? Are you on board? Are you already doing it? Or will you be keeping your skincare regime to your face? Get chatting...

Comments

Please sign in or register to add a comment.

9th August, 2017

Hmmm caring for it is okay but cosmetics down there is a bit over the top

31st July, 2017

I think I've managed pretty well for the past 30 odd years so I'm happy to skip this skincare regime :-)

30th July, 2017

I use the femme wash to keep it fresh daily but I've never heard of a moisturiser or other products to keeping it fresh. I'm curious though

29th July, 2017

Is the luminizer glow in the dark because that might actually be useful ba ha ha

29th July, 2017

I reckon this is a good thing I don't pay much attention to it and perhaps it highlights that for me that I should be taking better care.

28th July, 2017

Just another thing invented to spend money on!!!

28th July, 2017

Love the packaging and the product names of thia ahah. But I think i'll pass for now thanks.

28th July, 2017

LOL :) I would be lying if I said I didn't want to try it though hahahaha

28th July, 2017

it's something new to the beauty industry. And why not? Women have unique and special needs. And why shouldn't we pamper ourselves and take care of ourselves, regardless of the body part? And if it makes us feel special, taking our own care into consideration? I think that's awesome! I'd like to try it!

28th July, 2017

I moisturise everyday, to prevent ingrown hair, it also makes the skin softer (obviously) and the hair. Does that count?

27th July, 2017

What next we ask? There are some useful products in this range, however I think we have managed to take care of our hoohaa's without all of this. Maybe if you were in a particular industry the Very V Lumizer would be a bit special!

27th July, 2017

Haha no thanks. Who needs more work? maybe one day now that I know about it, but time will tell.

27th July, 2017

THE PAPAYA HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg. sorry that's just too funny. what the heck is wrong with using just a normal moisturizer? whaaaaaaaaaaaat sometimes there are good products and then sometimes there are people like this who make random shizz because they can and "its an untapped market" my goodness /deadfromlaughter

27th July, 2017

I don't think so. I wonder if they'll release a floral perfume for the lady garden.

27th July, 2017

Well first I'd need to get the weed Wacker out cause this lady garden hasn't had any form of loving for awhile hahaha sorry tmi ladies..oops

But in all seriousness....I'd try a few of this range but not the Lumizer....no need for glowing skin down there when no one looks idle that direction haha

LeeLeeG
28th July, 2017

I wouldn't want to use just any moisturizer in that area. Some are good for the legs or ashy elbows but that's not what happens there. The skin is a bit more tender. I'd like to try the moisturizer!

JessB
28th July, 2017

Yeah there's a reason it's untapped, tappability doesn't really have much to do with how shiny it can get.

Head Pixie
27th July, 2017

Oh my giddy aunt!!! I'm dying!! Dying!!!! Hahahahahaha! You rock.

siouxsannah
28th July, 2017

Kim_rose just be glad they don't make a highlighter!

Kimrose
29th July, 2017

A highlighter! Haha, thank goodness for small mercys

sarahellaoverton
6th August, 2017

Absolutely! Don't fix what ain't broken!

WELCOME TO NZ'S BIGGEST BEAUTY GUIDE!

READ AND WRITE REVIEWS ON YOUR FAVOURITE (or not so favourite!) PRODUCTS!

Sign up to receive our newsletter and stay up to date with all of the latest happenings here at Beauty Review!

You'll be the first to know about Trial Teams, Vault restocks and Giveaways.

We promise never to spam you - only to share the best in NZ beauty!

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE MAILING LIST!