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You Said What? The Reviews That Made Us Giggle!

8 February, 2018 - 07:40pm by - Head Pixie | 32 Comments

Compiled by BR Kellie

One of the crew's favourite pastimes is reading your reviews - yes, even in our spare time when we're meant to be tucked up at home away from all things beauty (pfffff, as if we're capable of that!). They're informative, they're interesting, they can turn us onto a product we'd not considered, and sometimes they're down right funny.

So what's given us a case of the giggles? Check these out!

When the quest of beauty takes you down a dark and scary path...

shazatron101

When a review takes your mind to... interesting... and perhaps even NSFW places...

caketinator

When you find yourself imagining standing beside a stranger and asking to smell a random part of their body...

pingalulu 

StephM

This had our tummies aching from laughing so much! When descriptions are more vivid than a bright red lippy.

isemonger 

The mere thought of pouring wine into a bath may have had us gasping.

Pifithrin

Why do we get the feeling this product wasn't the only thing to be used as a workhorse in its time?

Use your daughter as a workhorse? They will seek revenge, one way or another...

(Note - we have no idea if these two are related or not, but seeing the quotes together tickled our fancy.)

lolly

Brrrrr, it's cold in here! There's a cool new product in the atmosphere! (Sorry, so sorry. Had to be done.)

alikat

Sometimes a little self-deprecation makes for a whole lotta laughs.

-Bex-

Never a truer, or funnier, word was writ... 

simones

There you have it. Ten quotes that gave us the giggles!

Did any tickle your funny bone? 

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i knew that first one was shaz before i finished reading it lol

Where is Shaz?

8th February, 2018 at 10:56 pm

she's around Maree, just that time of year I guess! Seems like we're all pretty busy xx

8th February, 2018 at 11:07 pm

I am here Maree! Just having an incredibly awful start to what I thought would be an amazing year :-)

9th February, 2018 at 8:11 am

Oh no - I hope things get better Shaz!!

9th February, 2018 at 5:58 pm

Ha love these! I'm sure we have all had weird beauty moments at some point.

Ha, ha!

Mwahahahaha priceless :)

Bhahaha love them all!

Bahahaha - this site makes me happy with a good dose of snorting out loud, laughing I mean!!!

Got to love some good humour.

yes indeed -Fun Friday !!!

9th February, 2018 at 7:29 am

They are all funny -Great to see a sense of humour and people who can laugh at themselves. Good start to Friday.

Ha ha they all made me giggle

Could this be a weekly or monthly article? Cos I'm over here trying not to wet myself. Bex and her no lips bahahahahahahaha too good

Yeah like quotes of the month! Love it

9th February, 2018 at 8:35 am

Hahaha - YES! I'd love that too (and quietly sympathizing in solidarity with Bex) :)

9th February, 2018 at 9:11 am

Haha oh gosh! I needn’t worry about my thin lips no more. Yesterday I did buy the lips! Good grief right now I’m more Daffy Duck

9th February, 2018 at 3:44 pm

ahahahahahahahahahahah omfg bex you are truly a delight

9th February, 2018 at 4:19 pm

I knew you'd be on this list Shaz before I even opened it. Love your reviews! Always a giggle in there.

10th February, 2018 at 4:19 pm

Yes please! Love this idea.

12th February, 2018 at 7:46 pm

Oooooh yes I agree Shaz, a regular article of funny reviews would really be something to look forward to. It would be like waiting for the next episode of your favourite show to come on.

13th February, 2018 at 9:52 am

That's such a good idea Shaz x

13th February, 2018 at 7:02 pm

These are all amazing!

What a great way to start my Friday morning - thanks for the laugh BR community! :)

there's so many great reviewers on here!

lol love them especially the bumpy thighs lol

These are hilarious!

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